I am the nicest man alive. I think by now you know this, yes? Because of this niceness, coupled with a fear of money, I am doing something incredible. Something that will be remembered for years to come. Something that will put me up among the Gods.
What? What is it?! Please tell me, master!! (That’s you guys, begging me. Bunch of nerds.)
Up off your knees, here’s the skinny:
I’m going to release my spooky story ‘Sixty-Six’ on Amazon next week. Halloween week. For nothing.
For the first few days of its release, it will be free to download. Which means you don’t have to pay. (money)
CHRIST, I’M ONE HELL OF A GOOD GUY.
Check back soon for a sneak peek at the first chapter, and make sure you go ahead and download the freaking thing when it’s released! DON’T MISS OUT.
YOU WILL FEEL TERRIBLE AND STUPID-DUMB IF YOU MISS OUT.
You will, you know.
Now go away.